roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

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Update: i banged him

katara:

not being drunk is so awful

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post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

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pokec0re:

When bae lies to u but u have screenshots

image

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hellabloggin:

oh how the mackles have mored

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maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

(via condom)

ikaries:

when u hear ur name in a conversation

image

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radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

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